Total Medals Earned: 120 (From 22 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,750 Points
Medals Earned: 2/5 (15/95 points)
You did okay!
Good job, you know some recent history!
You did it, you sure do know your stuff!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/4 (125/200 points)
You must have left a positive impression on the hatter.
Escape Jail and Trigger the Strange Device.
The Hatter seems Madder.
Medals Earned: 2/4 (35/95 points)
The more aggressive problem solver.
Beat the Game
The more thoughtful problem solver.
Medals Earned: 4/15 (30/210 points)
Out with the old. In with the new
Find 1 hidden virgo symbol
Intentionally damaging property
Creative use of a wall
Find 5 hidden Virgo symbols
Funny messages on the walls
Teach that pervert a lesson!
Find 25 hidden Virgo symbols
Find 40 hidden Virgo symbols
Learn how to pick locks
Find all 60 hidden Virgo symbols
It took you how many tries?
Just a sadistic little devil!
Nobody is allowed in the bathroom
Complete the game
Medals Earned: 3/17 (30/480 points)
Get killed by an alien.
Get killed by a robot.
Get killed by a zombie.
Play through a stage consuming nothing but beer.
Play through a stage without eating or drinking.
Unlock all weapons.
Get the chair all the way to ZOMG.
Play through every stage.
Kill Zomboss.
Kill Smileborg
Get the skull all the way to Zomboss.
Play through every stage in one go using the crowbar.
Kill ZOMG
Kill Zomboss with his own arm.
Kill ZOMG with the Alienator.
Kill Smileborg with the Cyber Blade T47.
Play through a stage on real man difficulty.
Medals Earned: 5/12 (30/150 points)
Die 5 Times
Run 250 people over
Activate Tiger Mode
Travel over 2.5 miles
Travel 100 miles
Reach a speed of over 100 miles per hour
Destroy 100 cars
Reach a speed of 60 miles per hour without tiger blood
Pick up 30 strippers
Use every type of drug in the game
Crash into 10 concrete barriers
Travel 200 miles
Medals Earned: 3/3 (20/20 points)
Die in a mission
Kill someone.
Complete the game!
Medals Earned: 1/20 (10/495 points)
Destroy the cat's mobile fortress.
Bring NoLegs to the battlefield.
Master the elements.
Smash up an elite sentry.
Survive with 1HP remaining.
Fire the Ion Cannon for the first time.
Get 5000 points in part one.
Get 6000 points in part two.
Kill yourself.
Swept away by waves of fire.
Eat worms for breakfast.
Slay the undead dragon.
Beat the game on Normal Difficulty.
Get 10,000 points in survival.
Try out all swords.
Complete the bestiary by scanning all foes.
Beat the game on Hard Difficulty.
Hit the damage limit of 99999.
Defeat the final boss and save the world.
Beat the game on Epic Difficulty.
Medals Earned: 5/7 (230/340 points)
ROFL ROFL ROFL
Break out the legal way.
Break out the badass way.
Break out the Sneaky Way
Find all 18 FAILs.
...or do you?
Medals Earned: 1/1 (25/25 points)
